Crypto's Rogue Gallery
Issue #1: When Good Intentions Create The Villains
''Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread.'' - Batman
Batman is a superhero that needs no introduction. After witnessing the traumatic death of his parents in a dark Gotham alleyway, Bruce Wayne vowed to fight crime. Using the generational wealth of the Wayne legacy, he traveled the world, studying martial arts under the best practitioners. Bruce sharpened both body and mind until he reached peak physical condition. When he returned to Gotham City, he was ready to fulfill his destiny as The Batman. By donning the persona of a bat, Bruce Wayne struck fear into the hearts of criminals. He spent billions renovating his mansion to include a high-tech Batcave, equipped with a supercomputer to help solve crime. Batman built a bat-shaped car with rocket thrusters for high-speed chases. A bat-shaped private jet for global travel. And, of course, an arsenal of cutting-edge gadgets—bat-shaped, naturally. But for all his brilliance and good intentions, Bruce Wayne never seems to realize he’s feeding into Escalation Theory, a concept coined by Lewis A. Coser in his 1956 book The Functions of Social Conflict. Batman’s thesis is simple: dress like a bat, scare the criminals, stop crime. But in practice, he’s escalating the chaos in Gotham—inspiring criminals to lean into their own twisted fantasies. Enter Edward Nygma, a puzzle-obsessed genius who leaves riddles at every crime scene—The Riddler. Victor Fries, a cryogenics expert whose heartbreak over his terminally ill wife turned him cold—Mr. Freeze. And then there's the Joker: a mysterious, psychotic killer who sees himself as the perfect counter to a grown man dressed as a bat trying to enforce order. His plans are so absurd, they border on performance art—a sick joke played on the city.
Which begs the question: Why doesn’t Bruce Wayne use his billions to fund after-school programs? Or he could empower the Gotham Police Department with state-of-the-art crime fighting gadgets? Or to create jobs for low-skilled labor to reduce crime at the root? Maybe sponsor a Women’s Leadership Summit to reduce the 2% funding gap in venture capital. Was dressing up like a bat and beating the hell out of petty criminals really the only idea he came up with? Batman is hailed as a master strategist, in peak mental and physical condition. He’s held in such high regard that he’s considered an equal to Superman. And yet… the best use of his fortune? A bat-shaped private jet. You know, I’m starting to think that Batman never wanted to stop crime in Gotham, he just wanted to take his anger out on the less fortunate. Kind of like that movie Hostel, where rich men kidnap and murder people for sport. I’m convinced that Batman doesn’t care about Gotham at all, he’s just an adrenaline junkie who gets his hit from beating people up. In this article, I’ll be applying that same critical lens to the cryptocurrency space—a long-overdue analysis. Much like Batman’s well-meaning crusade to save Gotham, crypto’s intention to liberate people from traditional banking systems has… also created more villains. If you find this article thought-provoking, give it a like and subscribe to help us reach more readers. Let me know:How much prep time would Batman need to beat the living shit out of you?
It’s hard to imagine that the legendary Satoshi Nakamoto would be pleased with the direction cryptocurrency has taken today. In his revolutionary Bitcoin Whitepaper (2008), Satoshi outlined a bold vision: a decentralized financial system that eliminates the need for third-party intermediaries like banks, governments, and payment processors. At the core of that vision was a simple but radical idea—be your own bank. He didn’t just want to shake up finance; he wanted to rebuild trust by removing it entirely from the equation. Bitcoin wasn’t built on faith in institutions. It was designed as a trustless, peer-to-peer system that empowers individuals to transact directly with each other, without needing to rely on any centralized authority to store wealth, verify legitimacy, or process payments. This wasn’t just theoretical—it was a direct response to the reckless mismanagement that triggered the 2008 global financial crisis. Banks were bailed out, everyday people were left to suffer, and the message was clear: the system worked for the powerful. Bitcoin was Satoshi’s answer to that betrayal—software that could eliminate mismanagement, prevent frozen assets, and reduce exorbitant fees.
A decade ago, centralization was a red flag in the crypto space. If a project had too much control in the hands of founders, or if it required trust in a single authority, it was dismissed as antithetical to the core philosophy of crypto. Decentralization was the litmus test for whether a coin was considered legitimate. It still should be, by the way—just ask the poor investors who got burned by $HAWK coin, the one inspired by the viral "hawk tuah" girl. The lack of transparency and over-centralization of control made it a textbook case of hype over substance. But even beyond the grifts and meme coins, the broader mission of crypto—to resist domination by governments and central banks—is looking more like a pipe dream with each passing year. Ironically, the same institutions that Bitcoin was built to disrupt now hold a significant stake in it. Centralized behemoths like Goldman Sachs, J.P. Morgan, and Morgan Stanley are neck-deep in crypto, either holding vast amounts of Bitcoin or building infrastructure around it. Wall Street didn’t get wrecked by crypto; it bought in and, in many ways, took over. The decentralized revolution has been gentrified. What started as an act of rebellion is now being monetized by the very forces it sought to eliminate. And if Satoshi is still out there, quietly observing the empire he built… I doubt he’s smiling.
It’s hard to defend the crypto space against the short-sighted criticism of its opponents when shitcoin #15502508 rug-pulls every investor within 48 hours of launch. It becomes increasingly difficult to say “but the technology!” with a straight face when every week there’s a new scam, a new meme coin with zero utility, or some influencer dumping on their followers for a quick payday. Yes—the technology is revolutionary. But let’s be honest: it’s also still incredibly underutilized, in large part because it’s constantly being associated with fraud, hype, and reckless speculation. We’ve gotten so caught up in the casino aspect of crypto—pump-and-dumps, NFTs as status symbols, and clickbait Twitter threads—that we’ve drifted far from the original mission. Instead of proving that we don’t need traditional financial institutions, we’re reinforcing why those systems—and their annoying guardrails—exist in the first place. We’re showing the world exactly why we might not be ready to self-regulate. To course-correct, we need to return to first principles—and that starts with judging crypto projects based on the Blockchain Trilemma, a concept coined by Ethereum founder Vitalik Buterin. The trilemma identifies a fundamental trade-off between three core components of any blockchain system: Security, Scalability, and Decentralization. It’s like the Rock, Paper, Scissors of crypto:
The more decentralized a blockchain is, the harder it is to scale. The more scalable it is, the more it typically sacrifices security. The more secure, the less room there is for decentralization or speed.
No project has perfectly solved this trilemma—not Bitcoin, not Ethereum, not Solana. Every chain makes trade-offs. Bitcoin leans heavily into security and decentralization, but it’s sluggish and expensive to scale. Solana, on the other hand, boasts impressive speed and scalability, but has faced repeated outages and centralized chokepoints that make decentralization feel more like a branding term than a reality. This isn’t just a theoretical problem. These trade-offs impact real-world applications—whether it’s DeFi platforms getting exploited, NFT marketplaces freezing assets, or entire chains halting operations mid-transaction. If crypto is going to grow up and become more than just a digital playground for hype beasts and grifters, we need to stop blindly aping into “the next big thing” and start asking:
How decentralized is this really? How scalable? How secure? Until we start judging projects by these metrics—and holding builders accountable to them—we’ll keep running in circles. The blockchain space doesn’t just need more innovation; it needs discipline. And frankly, that’s what separates the real builders from the opportunists.
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