The Announcement of the Announcement… before the announcement?

Only in Blockchain…smh

"It doesn't take guts to follow the crowd, that courage and intelligence lay in being willing to be different." - Jackie Robinson

Many of you have been asking, “What is Medallion XLN, all about?” We write interesting articles and provide cool ideas, but what are we actually working on? Well this article will answer all of those questions and hopefully more. Although we talk a lot about the Metaverse, our company is not directly a Metaverse comp….

• 30% of the audience leaves

“Booo we came here for the Metaverse!”

Guys… where are you going? You didn’t let me finish. Well, as I was saying. Just as nails and screws are not a construction company, our philosophy on the Metaverse is about empowering builders. Our core beliefs will expand on Satoshi Nakamoto’s vision for a decentralized futu…

• 50% of the audience leaves

“Will it 100x?”

I’m sur … I’m sure … I’m sure it will… eventually, but that’s not the focus. The project isn’t a collection of avatar NFT’s, that use case has been done too many times alread…

• 75% of the audience leaves

…and there are already enough avatar NFTs to go around …

• 80% of the audience leaves

“When Lambo!?!?”

Wait…everyone come back! I’m sure you can eventually get the opportunity to buy a Lamborghini with Medallion XLN, but first you should understand what you are investing in, so…

“Is it a monkey?”

A monkey? Why would it be a monkey…???

“Monkeys rule!!!”

I’m sure they do, but what Medallion XLN solves is ….

“What’s the floor price?”

No, no … you have to let me finish. We are working on very innovative technology that will usher in a new era of Blockchain. Our company will allow users to secure their digital assets on a high speed L2 chain, and provide low transaction fees that …

• Everyone gets up and leaves

“Let’s go check out the other projects, I hear Lil’ Pump is performing at Moonbirds.”

Wait … everyone, come back! We have refreshments and a snack bar! I am also quite adept with the clarinet and can play selections from Vivaldi…

• Sees janitor sweeping the floor

You! You my good man! You must allow me to tell you about Medallion XLN and how we plan to revolutionize Blockchain technology.

Janitor: Sorry man, I ain’t got no extra change.

Change? No, no…you misunderstand… Block…chain. You see my good man, Blockchain is a decentra…

Janitor: Yea I know what Blockchain is, I own a Cryptopunk

Wait… what? Oh! Ok…well, as I was saying…

Janitor: Yea, my son minted a few and gave me 2, since I paid for the minting fees. I sold one to buy my new house. I’m saving the other one for retirement.

Jolly-O! What great news! Well Medall…

Janitor: I’m not interested in buying any more NFTs. I can’t afford the minting fees.

Oh! You must be referring to an ERC721 smart contract. Well my good man, the ERC1155…

Janitor: Then we had to pay even more money to sell the damn thing …

Yes, the auction fee… I think you will be happy to know that Medallion XLN has …

Janitor: It cost all my life savings to finally get some cash out of the thing. If I didn’t know any better, I would think that this was a rich man’s scheme for getting richer.

Pardon me? I will have no one insult my integrity …is that an accusation?

Janitor: The Floor price went up so high so fast. Our family almost went bankrupt trying to raise all that money to pay for all those fees.

My good man, you are in luck. I happen to be one of the great minds in the Blockchain space. If I do say so myself…and what we are building…

Security guard: Jerome! Why you ain’t sweeping these floors!??

Janitor: I was, but this guy just ran up on me trying to sell one of them NFTs I told you about

No Sir, I am not selling an NFT. Ahem, kindly allow me to introduce myself, I am the foremost expert in…

Security guard: NFTs are a scam!

Milady, if I may be so bold …NFTs are merely a way to …

Security guard: What time you going to lunch?

Janitor: Right about now!

Sir, please allow me the opportunity to explain how Medallion XLN plans t…

Security guard: I’m in the mood for Chick-fil-A

• The Janitor hands me the broom

Janitor: Good talk, my man! Hold up! You see the game last night?

• Camera zooms out to me in a completely empty auditorium holding the white paper and a broom

May I join you all  for lunch?

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Happy Memorial Day from the US! In the tradition of Justin Sun, that was the Announcement of the Announcement… before the announcement.

• The entire cast comes back to the stage to bow

That gag wasn’t supposed to last the entire article but I got really interested in the story. Do you know what a double entendre is? Next announcement will release the whitepaper and the announcement after that will launch the website. We are super excited to introduce you to what Medallion XLN is all about and how we plan to boulster the decentralized community.